There Are No Good Laptops in 2017

It is nearly impossible to find a laptop that matches what should be the basic requirements for any machine worth it's salt in 2017.
Basic Laptop Requirements for 2017
I haven't even added price as a factor as no matter what price one is willing to pay at the moment you won't be satisfied and will be compromising. All the current machines available are deficient.

The closest thing to worthy available seems to be the Razer Blade Stealth. Manufacturers out there please starting making decent systems so my money can leave my pocket.